March 27, 2012
When someone tells me they don’t watch Bravo

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February 26, 2012
ATTN: JC PENNEY I AM IN YOUR COMMERCIAL

Below is the email I sent to JC Penney pertaining to the use of my doppelganger in their commercial.

To whomever this may concern:

Your recent commercial titled “Lots to Love in February” features a very cute redhead wearing glasses.  I am that redhead.  Well at least the real life version of her.  Since the airing of the commercial, I have had people on Facebook, via text, and my own roommate inquire if I had been cast in said commercial. I have a very convincing split screen photo of the two of us illustrating our uncanny resemblance.  I would greatly appreciate the contact information for the person who is in charge of JC Penney advertising as I think this picture needs to be seen.

Thank you,

Elizabeth Van Bergen

P.S.  I also tweeted them @jcpenney.


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January 26, 2012

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January 26, 2012
I will be my own valentine because I’m amazing.

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January 17, 2012

I LOVE DOWNTON ABBEY!

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January 16, 2012
Another OC confession made by yours truly.

Another OC confession made by yours truly.

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January 8, 2012
New Years Resolutions: 2012 Edition

1.  Be more of a dud.  Be as duddy as possible.  Do NOT be the funniest person in the room.  Being entertaining is overrated.  FACT:  Basic bitches always get the boys.  I’m guessing they’re probably just easy and easier to approach, but still.

2.  Get a hobby.  Shopping does not count.

3.  Eat healthy (i.e., stop drinking like an alcoholic).

4.  Go to class.  FYI:  Going to class and pinning shit for the duration of said class does not count.

5. Save money.  Solutions:  only drink during happy hour or if ever taken on a date. 

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January 3, 2012
This is the best anonymous blog post I have ever written.

This is the best anonymous blog post I have ever written.

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January 3, 2012
This too.

This too.

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January 3, 2012
And this.

And this.

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